I tried, but I'm finding it difficult to mock perfection.
Mocking is not the word I would use.
Why didn't someone TELL me that having huge, bulging muscles would make my schwanzstucker look tiny in comparison?
"Honey, am I overdressed for tonight's acting awards?"
I tried, but I'm finding it difficult to mock perfection.
ReplyDeleteMocking is not the word I would use.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't someone TELL me that having huge, bulging muscles would make my schwanzstucker look tiny in comparison?
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ReplyDelete"Honey, am I overdressed for tonight's acting awards?"